Damn Hippies

I used to not mind the hippies so much. In college, it was the hippies that always had the best dope, even if they did stink a little bit. But now all of a sudden, these hippies have grown older too, and now they want to expand their "peace activism" all around the globe, driving me crazy. The latest attacks have been from those people saying that I need to do something about Saudi Arabia, saying it is not a democracy, just because they do not have elections.

Come on people, how many times do I have to remind you of Sadaam's "Rape Rooms." They don't have Rape Rooms in Saudi Arabia. AND DON't You get it??? Saudi is already giving us oiL!!!! WE HAVE TO HAVE OIL or WE DON'T get ELECTED!!!

Anyway, I'm feeling a little grumpy today. Last night Laura was going on about running for President or Senate again, and I am so sick of it. I mean, come on... Hillary doesn't stand a chance and sometimes I just want to get back to Texas. Play with my new chainsaw. Its a husqavarna! Whew, can it chop through the wood!