My Buddy Schweitzer for President?

Schweitzer for President...I don't think so. Though I will admit, he has a good approach. This whole "cowboy for President" thing Carl came up with really seems to do the trick. But this is clearly a ploy. A ploy to copy my cat. A copy cat ploy. And this President does not approve of this message... or something like that.
Any hoo... what was I talking about?
Ah, after I am not President... And what I will be doing then.
Well, I really don't know when that is going to be. If Carl doesn't end up in jail, I think we have a good shot at 2008. Sure, our plans to have Congress change the law allowing that are a little up in the air with this whole Abramoff thing.. "Abra-whoo?" Sorry, forgot about that Carl. I don't know anyone by that moniker.
Anyway... after a few more terms, I'll probably get sick of this whole gig. Dad said I could eventually move the White House to Houston, and that would be nice, but eventually I am going to feel like just hanging out in Crawford, drinking some beer, cutting some brush, and watching the lil' rug rats run around. And by then, I really won't care who is President of America.
Come to think of it, I kind of like the way this guy looks on a horse. You think that is a real horse? Carl had me pose on a couple of horses that looked so real I couldn't tell the difference even sitting on it.
Then there were those turkeys in Iraq. Faker than a two dollar bill.
That's what happens when you leave things up to interns.