The Day I forgot My Tie

Whew, long day. Just want to sit down with a nice cup of bourbon, sit on the couch, throw my feat on the table and watch some tv. I know I tell people I don't watch television, but I am totally a sucker for Seinfeld. And I mean, come on, everyone does love Raymon. And I have a little turkey in my pants for watching that Rita Cosby on MSNBC. She is what I think a news reporter should be. She doesn't go too much into politics or nothing, just deals with the real issues. Like a few weeks ago when she covered them strippers in Nevada... see, that is what news watchers want to watch.
But boy, it was a busy day. I had to give a speech at the State Department, and then there is this whole thing with Ariel in Israel. I mean, talk about untimely, but the real truth of the matter is that it has me worried... worried because ol Pete Goss told me that the Mossad was probably behind Sharon's "stroke." That is going to make things really a pain for me to deal with. But then, on top of all that, Carl told me I had to meet with all these former "defense secretaries" and who-be-whoos, to make it seem like I am not in such a bubble. I mean come on, does it looook like I am in a "bubble?" I have black people and hispanics working for me, and plenty of women. Its not like I am at all against women rights or anything. Just because I like to make my own decisions for myself, with me and my God, I don't know why that looks so bad when John Stewart and those other hippies start talking about it.
But apparently this ought to help. Dad says it was a good idea to listen to lots of ideas. I guess he is right. I can still trust God to help me know who is a liberal and who isn't.
But man, right now, my feet are comfortable and Laura should be getting home any minute, and ol' Dick is finally leaving me alone a little. I can get so sick of him sometimes. He gets so grumpy, like he's got some prickly pickle up his butt.
Boy, I was also thinking about clearing some brush back and Crawford, and I can't wait to get back there...
But everytime I want to go that Shenanagan Sheehan shows up with her crowd of peaceniks and drives me and the neighbors crazy. More about her later. Gotta go, Wheel of Fortune is almost on...